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I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.

By - Marilyn Monroe

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Pati Aur Patni Ki Ladai
Pati Aur Patni Ki
Ladai Ke Baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
Agar “Yeh Galat Hai
toh Inhe Utha Lo
“Mein Galat Hu Toh.
Mujhe Vidwa

Bus Stop Par
Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola :
BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai.
Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ??
BOY :- Lo...
Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....:P :D
Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked .........

Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha
1 Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha.
2nd Behra-kya Hua Petrol Khatm Ho Gya Kya?
1st-Nhi Yr, Petrol Khatm Ho Gya.
2nd-Acha, Mjhe Lga Petrol Khatm Hogya....!!!!

Pappu What Is Ur Cast
Tchr: Pappu What Is Ur Cast?

Pappu: Phele To Hum Verma The..!

Fir Shrma Ho Gye.

Uske Bad Sunaar Fir Luhar Ho Gye. Abhi Hai Drzi

Aage MUMY Ki Marzi .!!!

Off To UK Vacation
G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All.
G2- Wow Babes.
G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...?
G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon Yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath.

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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Let’s Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!