“Quote of the Day”
I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.


By - Marilyn Monroe

Popular Jokes
Door Kis Shehar Me
Pappu Door Kis Shehar Me
apnefriend
ke Shaadi Me Gaya.
Par Raaste Me Kisi Wajah Se Basnikal
gayi,
Aur Wo V Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanvme
pahunch Gaya.
To Pappu Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Gharhi
raat
kaat Lete Hai,
Ye Sochkaqt Wo Ek Ghar Ka Darwaza
khattkhtata Hai,
Pappu-"Ji Aapke Ghar Me Raat
gujarni
hai Kal Chala Jaunga!"
Aadmi-"Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai,
hum Nahi Rakh Sakte."
Pappu Doosre Darwaze Par Aise Hi
puchta Hai,
wahan V Ek Lady Aise Hi Bolti Hai,
"Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar
hai,humnahi
rakh Sakte."

Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai,
To Last Me Kuch Soch Kar Ek Aur
darwaza Khattkhtata Hai Aur Puchta
hai,

Pappu-"Kya Ye Bahu Betiyon Kaghar
hai??"

Aadmi-Haan Kya Karna Hai Bol.
Pappu-Ji Ek Raat Gujarni Thi.


Ajib Animal Ke Bare Me
Dosto,aaj Hum 1
ajib Animal Ke Bare Me Padhenge..
*Is Jiv Ka Naam He..
"Girlfriend"

*Yeh Aksar College Me Payi Jati Hai.
*Inka Poustik Aahar He Boyfriend Ka BHEJA.
*Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka NATAK Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai.
*Is Animal Ka Sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar He RONA Or Emotionally Blackmail Karna.


Abu Plz Mje 5 Rupees Dedo
Bacha: Abu Plz Mje 5 Rupees Dedo.
Baap: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apni Ammi Se
lele
.
Bacha: Ami Plz Mje 5rp Dedo..
Ammii: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apne Mamu
se Lele
.
Bacha: Mamu Plz Mje 5rupy Dedo
Mamu: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apni Mami
se Lele
.
Bcha: Mami Plz Mje 5rp Dedo
Mami: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apne Chacha Se Lele
.
Bcha: Chacha 5rp Hy?
Chacha: Ha Hy Beta Du Kya?
.
Bcha: Nhi Apni Kabar Me Lay Jana
icecream Wala
chala Gya Ab :-P


Zoo Ke Andar
Zoo Ke Andar :-
english Medium School Ke Bacche:

"Oh !!! Wow.. Look A Monkey Is Sleeping.. Lets Not Disturb Him ..."
.
.
.
Hindi Medium School Ke Bacche,

" DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO ..."'


Pati Aur Patni Ki Ladai
Pati Aur Patni Ki
Ladai Ke Baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
:
:
Agar “Yeh Galat Hai
toh Inhe Utha Lo
.
Aur
.
“Mein Galat Hu Toh.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe Vidwa
Banado.


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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Let’s Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!