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I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.


By - Marilyn Monroe

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Toh Aapko Kya Dukh Hai
KBC Set-
Big B- Toh Aapko Kya Dukh Hai ?
Contestant Rote Hue- Mera Beta Nikamma Hai !
Big B- Dekhiye Roiye Mat, Main Bhi Toh Chup Baitha Hu !


Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha
1 Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha.
2nd Behra-kya Hua Petrol Khatm Ho Gya Kya?
1st-Nhi Yr, Petrol Khatm Ho Gya.
2nd-Acha, Mjhe Lga Petrol Khatm Hogya....!!!!


Abu Plz Mje 5 Rupees Dedo
Bacha: Abu Plz Mje 5 Rupees Dedo.
Baap: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apni Ammi Se
lele
.
Bacha: Ami Plz Mje 5rp Dedo..
Ammii: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apne Mamu
se Lele
.
Bacha: Mamu Plz Mje 5rupy Dedo
Mamu: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apni Mami
se Lele
.
Bcha: Mami Plz Mje 5rp Dedo
Mami: Beta Mre Pas To Khule Nhi Hy
tu Apne Chacha Se Lele
.
Bcha: Chacha 5rp Hy?
Chacha: Ha Hy Beta Du Kya?
.
Bcha: Nhi Apni Kabar Me Lay Jana
icecream Wala
chala Gya Ab :-P


Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Wife: Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum Bhi Toh Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho,

Wife: Main Toh Maa Banne Wali Hoon!

Santa Sardar: To Pagal AAurat Main Bhi Toh Baap Banne Wala Hoon. :-P  :-D


Chotu Ek Aur Chatai Laga De
7 Sadhu 7 Chatai Per Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe The.

Ek Aadmi Aata Hain Aur Sabse Bujurg Sadhu Ko Pranam Kar Poochta Hain …



“Maharaj Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi Hai.. Kya Karu…?”

Woh Sadhu Sabse Chote Sadhu Ko Pukarta Hain…

Aur Kehtaa Hain “chotu Ek Aur Chatai Laga De Beta…. ”


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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Let’s Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!