“Quote of the Day”
I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.


By - Marilyn Monroe

Popular Jokes
Agar Mouka Mila To
Girl: Agar Mouka Mila To Tum
mujhse Shadi Karo Ge…??
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Boy:
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Agar Mouka Mil Gaya To Phir Shadi
kerne Ki Kiya Zaroorat Hai..


Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Wife: Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum Bhi Toh Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho,

Wife: Main Toh Maa Banne Wali Hoon!

Santa Sardar: To Pagal AAurat Main Bhi Toh Baap Banne Wala Hoon. :-P  :-D


Chotu Ek Aur Chatai Laga De
7 Sadhu 7 Chatai Per Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe The.

Ek Aadmi Aata Hain Aur Sabse Bujurg Sadhu Ko Pranam Kar Poochta Hain …



“Maharaj Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi Hai.. Kya Karu…?”

Woh Sadhu Sabse Chote Sadhu Ko Pukarta Hain…

Aur Kehtaa Hain “chotu Ek Aur Chatai Laga De Beta…. ”


Ajib Animal Ke Bare Me
Dosto,aaj Hum 1
ajib Animal Ke Bare Me Padhenge..
*Is Jiv Ka Naam He..
"Girlfriend"

*Yeh Aksar College Me Payi Jati Hai.
*Inka Poustik Aahar He Boyfriend Ka BHEJA.
*Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka NATAK Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai.
*Is Animal Ka Sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar He RONA Or Emotionally Blackmail Karna.


Patni PaperWeight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai
Aaj Ka Suvichar-

Patni PaperWeight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai...
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Woh Aapko Fadfadane To Deti Hai...
Par Uddne Nahi Deti..


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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Let’s Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!