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I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.

By - Marilyn Monroe

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Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai
Husband- Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai!! 
Wife- Jao Aur Kitchen Ka Sara Bartan Saaf Kar Do!
Husband - Arey Pagli!!! Main Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun!

Jisme Koyi Kami Nahi
School Mein Master Ji Ne Chote Santa Se Poocha:
Jisme Koyi Kami Nahi Usko Kya Kehte Hai.?
aur Jawab Aayi:
Kami- Na

Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Wife: Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum Bhi Toh Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho,

Wife: Main Toh Maa Banne Wali Hoon!

Santa Sardar: To Pagal AAurat Main Bhi Toh Baap Banne Wala Hoon. :-P  :-D

Hamesha Kaho Ki Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Teacher: Hamesha Kaho Ki Mujhe Sab
pata Hai...
Pappu At Home : Papa Mujhe Sab Pata
hai ;) .
Papa : Beta Ye 50 Ruppee Le Aur Chup
rehna. Aunty To Bas Milne Aati Hain.
Pappu : Mummy Mujhe Sab Pata Hai ;)
Mummy : Beta Ye 100 Ruppee Le Aur
chup Rehna. Raamu Kaka To Room Saaf
karte Hain Bas.
Pappu (nokar Se): Raamu Kaka Mujhe
sab Pata Hai ;) .
Ramu Kaka : Sab Jaan Ne Ke Baad Bhi
apne Baap Ke Gale Nahin Lagega

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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Letís Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!