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I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.

By - Marilyn Monroe

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I Want To Become
Teacher : Student What U Want To Do In Future.

Rahul:I Want To Become Pilot

Mubin:I Want To Become Police

Deepika:I Want To Be A Mother...

Or Puppu:I Will Help Deepika

Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai
Husband- Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai!! 
Wife- Jao Aur Kitchen Ka Sara Bartan Saaf Kar Do!
Husband - Arey Pagli!!! Main Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun!

Ajib Animal Ke Bare Me
Dosto,aaj Hum 1
ajib Animal Ke Bare Me Padhenge..
*Is Jiv Ka Naam He..

*Yeh Aksar College Me Payi Jati Hai.
*Inka Poustik Aahar He Boyfriend Ka BHEJA.
*Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka NATAK Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai.
*Is Animal Ka Sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar He RONA Or Emotionally Blackmail Karna.

Pappu What Is Ur Cast
Tchr: Pappu What Is Ur Cast?

Pappu: Phele To Hum Verma The..!

Fir Shrma Ho Gye.

Uske Bad Sunaar Fir Luhar Ho Gye. Abhi Hai Drzi

Aage MUMY Ki Marzi .!!!

Pati Aur Patni Ki Ladai
Pati Aur Patni Ki
Ladai Ke Baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
Agar “Yeh Galat Hai
toh Inhe Utha Lo
“Mein Galat Hu Toh.
Mujhe Vidwa

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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Let’s Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!