“Quote of the Day”
I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.


By - Marilyn Monroe

Popular Jokes
Pati Aur Patni Ki Ladai
Pati Aur Patni Ki
Ladai Ke Baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
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Agar “Yeh Galat Hai
toh Inhe Utha Lo
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Aur
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“Mein Galat Hu Toh.
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Mujhe Vidwa
Banado.


Fed Up Frm Our Daily Fights
♥Gf- M Just Too Fed Up Frm Our Daily Fights I Jst Wanna Breakup Wid U . Bf-ok Bt First Take Dis Chocolate . Gf-awwww So U Dnt Want Me To Go, Mana Rhe Ho Mujhe Choclate Deke :) . Bf-nahi Meri Maa Kehti Hai Kuch Shubh Kaam Krne Se Pehle Muh Meetha Krlena ChaHiYe ;) :D :P


2 Cockroch ICU Me
2 Cockroch ICU Me Admit Hue.
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1st: Kisne Mara?
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2nd: Arey, Kisi Ne Nhi, Ye
saali
ladkiyan
Mujhe Dekh Kar Itna Chillati
hai Ki
heart Attack
aagya ...


Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Wife: Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum Bhi Toh Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho,

Wife: Main Toh Maa Banne Wali Hoon!

Santa Sardar: To Pagal AAurat Main Bhi Toh Baap Banne Wala Hoon. :-P  :-D


Bass 2 Minute Ke Liye
Bass 2 Minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya Ttha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi Tthi.. Jaise Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko 'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!!


Latest SMS
A Prayer 2 Bless Ur Way
A Prayer: 2 Bless Ur Way
A Wish : 2 Lighten Ur Moments
A Cheer: 2 Perfect Ur Day A Text: 2 Say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying Papers
Flying Papers,
multi Colours Of Balloon,
delicated Blossom,
fantastic People,
love And Laughter.
What It Describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything
A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything
straight And Wipes Wrinkle Away
hope U Share A Lots And Receive
a Lots 4 Days 2 Come Happy Birthday …….