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I'm Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure. I Make Mistakes, I Am Out Of Control And At Times Hard To Handle. But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best.


By - Marilyn Monroe

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Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha
1 Behra Scootr Khich K Leja Rha Tha.
2nd Behra-kya Hua Petrol Khatm Ho Gya Kya?
1st-Nhi Yr, Petrol Khatm Ho Gya.
2nd-Acha, Mjhe Lga Petrol Khatm Hogya....!!!!


Jisme Koyi Kami Nahi
School Mein Master Ji Ne Chote Santa Se Poocha:
Jisme Koyi Kami Nahi Usko Kya Kehte Hai.?
aur Jawab Aayi:
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Kami- Na



Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai
Husband- Mujhe Nind Nhi Aa Rahi Hai!! 
Wife- Jao Aur Kitchen Ka Sara Bartan Saaf Kar Do!
Husband - Arey Pagli!!! Main Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun!


Ajib Animal Ke Bare Me
Dosto,aaj Hum 1
ajib Animal Ke Bare Me Padhenge..
*Is Jiv Ka Naam He..
"Girlfriend"

*Yeh Aksar College Me Payi Jati Hai.
*Inka Poustik Aahar He Boyfriend Ka BHEJA.
*Inhe Aksar Naraz Hone Ka NATAK Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai.
*Is Animal Ka Sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar He RONA Or Emotionally Blackmail Karna.


Ye Lo Hajamola
phakeer- Apake PaDaosee Ne PeT Bhar Kar Khaanaa Khilaayaa Hai, Ap Bhee Kuchh Khilaao|

chinaTu- Ye Lo Haajamolaa


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On This Joyous Time
On This Joyous Time,
Letís Remember Fond Memories
And Look Forward To Great Things To Come.
May Your Life Be Filled Evermore With Good Cheer,
Hope, Prosperity And Virtue.
Wishing You And Your Loved Ones
A Very Happy Diwali!

Behold Each Shining Lamp
Behold Each Shining Lamp
That You See Today,
And Each Sparkling Light In The Sky.
As These Fill Your Eyes With Cheer,
May They Make Your Heart Overflow
With Joy And Contentment.
Heartfelt Wishes For You And All Your Loved Ones!

Happy Diwali

I Wish You Achievements
I Wish You Achievements
As Numerous As The Stars,
Gladness As Enduring As The Mountains,
And Worries As Light As A Feather.
May The Fulfillment Of Your Dreams
Be As Glorious And Vibrant
And As A Perfect Sunrise!

Happy Deepavali!